Poop Threading 

The act of sending emails to your friends while sitting on the toilet. Usually as part of an on-going email thread. Sometimes proven with a picture.

I stayed on the toilet too long because I was poop threading and it is hard to type on my iPhone.

Poop Threading by Boboblaw December 19, 2010

poop nutbean 

Poop nutbean is a phrase that can literally replace any word. It originated as a knock at the surname Nutbean (cheeky Brits chided at the name Nutbean since the reign of King Edward 1st, known as 'The hammer of the Scots') The joke was deciding what the funniest given name could be: coco nutbean, pea nutbean etc. But of course, as clever as those may be, there is nothing funnier than being named poop. Alas, poop nutbean was born.

Patrick - Poop nutbean! I forgot to pick up my little sister from school.

Ron - Shit man, you really poop nutbeaned this time.

poop nutbean by trisaratop May 4, 2011

poop icing 

pooping into a ziplock bag, warming it in the microwave (and/or an alternate heat source), snipping the corner of the bag, and writing/decorating your poop like you would icing.

"man, i just made poop icing and poop icinged that bitches car. i got her good"

poop icing by poop icing bandit January 10, 2012

Poop whore 

Someone who starts a poop on the phone with someone and ends the same poop on the phone with someone else.

Hey Breadquanda I was just on the phone with some bitch named Deltreice and I started pooping on the phone with her and ended it with you. Does that make me a poop whore?

Indeed it does.

Poop whore by kinkykellyandthesexystud July 8, 2012

poop stick 

when you need to unclog the toilet because you have released the monster that has been growing between your asscheeks.

you: dude, i had to grab a branch off of the oak tree in my yard

Friend: for what?

You: i released Satan himself from my ass when i took that foot long dump.

Friend: So You needed a poop stick?

poop stick by the real definition master November 12, 2014

Poop spank 

Telling someone that you have to poop, but really you are going to jerk off.

Bill said that he had to go poop right after seeing the celebrity nude leaks. I bet he is really going to poop spank it.

Poop spank by J-M0NEYS November 24, 2014

Poop string 

when hair gets stuck in your butt, and poop attracts to it

I found a poop string in my butt when i was showering this morning

Poop string by kunst September 30, 2015