Wetter then an otters pocket

So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (Click)

Caller:hi Mr/Mrs will u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???

Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!

Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....

by WELCUMTAHELLWHOGIVESASHIT🚬💊™ March 25, 2021

Hot pocket

This is when your dick gets so warn in a bitches vigina when u pull out u automatically cum

Jessica gave Austin a hot pocket

by McCray September 19, 2016

tiny pocket dr t

"THERE WERE NO HOT TIPS. ONLY TINY POCKET DR T. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOOM!"

tiny pocket dr t

by jeffdiamondchin November 24, 2020

Shit pocket

Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.

Guy: You don't have enough money sorry

Me: Shit pocket.

by HeartlessSloth September 22, 2015

Razor Pocket Mod

The Razor Pocket Mod is a ride-on vehicle intended for people 13 and up. It goes 15 miles per hour ( 24 kilometers per hour). It also has storage under the seat. It takes 12 hours to get it to a full charge. It also lasts 48 minutes on a full charge. The Pocket Mod comes in these variants: Hot Mod (red), Vapor Black, Kiki (cyan), Betty (purple), Bistro White, Bistro Blue, and there were some other ones like the Hanna Montana (deep purple) variant.

Wow, look at that kid’s Razor Pocket Mod!

by W1MPYKD January 15, 2024

Hot pocket

When a female gets booked into custody with drugs stashed in her vagina.

Passat! Hey You! ... Did you come in here with a hot pocket? We could really use a fix!

by Detroitbluegirl November 20, 2021

My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025