hookup

Jailhouse food/Struggle meal. when all u got is chips (doritos etc) and sum noodles, crackers, cheese, chilli .ANYTHING LITERALLY. Just to make a juicy ass burrito.

random ass nxgga: im hungry aab

other random ass nxgga: same bruh. u got money for the eat?

random ass nxgga: yuh only a bit tho. why?

other random ass nxgga: i was thinkin we could buy shit from the commissary for the make a hookup?

random ass nxgga: nah bruh im good

by hotboykenari January 30, 2020

hookupfishing

When you make plans to hookup with someone, but bitch out when it's time to hookup

I keep telling people I'll hook up with them but end up hookupfishing

by Youbitchescray January 31, 2020

hookah pen

A vape/e-cig, bares almost no resemblance to a real hookah. Most are disposable and are usually found for sale in a small amount of head shops, but are mostly found in gas stations.

Tyson: Hey man, wanna go out back for a hit on my hookah pen?

Mike: Yeah sure, I like that flavour you got in it.

by Daniel Apaché February 5, 2020

Hooker Kebab

A synonym for stilletos. I've heard that term repeatedly from Julie Bowen on the Jimmy Kimmel show.
youtube.com/watch?v=lyEHS2KDcRM

(Showing her stilletos) "Is this like hooker kebab?"

by Osmone Everony March 6, 2020

Hookah

An ancient bong invented by the Indians. Used for smoking tobacco only, however.

I smoked a Hookah with my Arabic bro.

by fixo March 12, 2020

hookin n bookin

A term often used by police in reference to them working hard and bringing people to jail. It is often used to exaggerate ones actions.

Joe had a good shift, he’s been hookin n bookin all night.

by Youpock March 16, 2020

Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020