exam-room boner

An exam-room boner is the hard-on a guy gets when the doctor sticks his finger up a dude's ass to examine his prostate.

Like last time, I got an exam-room boner when the doc stuck his finger up my ass!

by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

Lose Your Boner

Any event that serves to kill any and all excitement previously generated.

"I know this test sucks, but it's nothing to Lose Your Boner about"

"Alright team, we played a great game tonight, but we've got one more to win. So don't Lose Your Boner yet."

"Is it just me or did you just Lose Your Boner?"

"I know got an A on the last test, but this chapter is completely different. So Lose Your Boner at the door, 'cause it's gonna be a long night."

by TheObsticle December 7, 2009

Boner at a dinner party

1. Literally, a situation that may cause discomfort to both the bonee, and other parties involved, in a formal setting (i.e. a dinner party).
2. Used as an expression, it signifies something or someone unwanted or out of place, something in an unsuitable setting.

1. Nobody appreciated when Alan got a boner at Alice's dinner party.
2. When Doug arrived at his niece's 3rd birthday party wearing assless chaps, all the guests agreed he was a boner at a dinner party.

by Apple Fraz March 10, 2011

Twangy Boner

A boner that doesn't sound like it should. Usually your boner sounds like theres a loose gland.

Bob: I was bangin' my wife last night and when I smacked my boner off her face it didn't sound like it used to when I was 12.
Phil: Dude, you have a Twangy Boner.

by definition thrower November 23, 2009

boner jacket

Jacket made of erected foreskin.

Wow, Joey has one hard boner jacket.

by The_Fondler March 9, 2016

Serial Boner

A person, male, which nails many girls on a regular basis.

Chad:Hey man, I slept with that girl last night, it was amazing!

Brian:Dude, it's your 4th girl this week! you are definitely a Serial Boner!

by Babyman1 July 10, 2010

Menstruation Boner

A boner in the clitoral region that a girl gets during the beginning stages of menstruation. It typically occurs during the first fifteen minutes of menstruation.

Everyone can see that Sally has a raging menstruation boner.

by Werd1234567 November 30, 2009