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Banana Kangaroo

A sexual request for the experienced and not faint of heart. You will receive a punch and jump and a spin all ending with an exciting conclusion.
Brendan went to a bar to get a good screw. When the menu came out he requested the banana kangaroo. And was not disappointed.
by Kobrakys September 30, 2019
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banana

monkey 1: you know that banana

monkey 2: yeah
monkey 1: i wanna be she/he friend should I talk to she/he/it
monkey 2: yeah banana is the best friend to be with
by i'M A PoTaTo! January 1, 2021
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Banana

5'10", blonde, green eyes, wicked smile super cute real hot always happy one of the guys girl. A chick who has mostly guys for friends cuz she can't handle all the bullshit girls do. Likes beer and Brett Favre. Makes bitches laugh and assholes cry. Sings karaoke to shitty 80's tunes cuz she likes to sing and likes shitty 80' music.
Charlie -"That Brittany is pretty hot. Do you know her?"
Jimmy -"Yeah. She's pretty cool too. But look out, she's a banana."
Charlie -"Good. I could go for a banana split right about now."
by rippledtwine February 18, 2011
mugGet the Bananamug.

Thanos Banana

A purple banana with Thanos' big beautiful chin on it
Hey! look at that thanos banana! I really wanna eat it!
by Furry Boi November 12, 2018
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Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021
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peanut butter banana tortilla

you wanna take a hit off my peanut butter banana tortilla? just one and you’ll be zooted
by fjanzjdnzjxhs March 2, 2021
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Banana

A yellow fruit from Southeast Asian countries like Malaysia, sometimes used as a dildo alongside a zukini, sometime used as food. Comes in all forms. Icecream flavor, smoothie, solid.
"John, did you see that girl on the 'hub' who put banana up her pussyhole?"
"I thought it was a zukini jack, but now I'm never eating bananas again, you fucking perv."
by BananaLBozo May 16, 2025
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