Ass Magic

When you are having sex with someone who does not like it anal. You wait until it is nice a juicy and magically slip your dick into her ass and make her cum all over the place!!!

My girlfriend was a prude until I slipped her some ass magic and now she is an anal slut.

Ass Magic by DaddyJackson September 10, 2004

ass weasel 

A person who loves anal sex and is always trying to have it.

That guy is a such an ass weasel, he makes me sick!

ass weasel by Coa Coa June 14, 2006

Ass Jack

Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.

That guy at work is a real ass jack.

Ass Jack by Libraryguy December 16, 2009

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter) 

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.

"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter) by Vindavjck November 19, 2004

ass bomb 

tampon alcohol asshole drinking games

The act of inserting a tampon soaked in liquor in one's asshole. Ass bombs usually burn or sting upon insertion, and they result in rapid intoxication.

I did a couple of ass bombs and was totally plastered last night.

ass bomb by Luke Starkiller December 6, 2007

Ass Fuck 

Another way of saying "you asshole"

What the hell was that for you ass fuck!?

Ass Fuck by ernay February 8, 2010

ass crack of dawn 

Redonkulously early in the morning. Often it is still dark out. Commonly used when one must wake up early after a night of drinking, or getting up to go on a trip. Also can be referred to "Oh dark hundred"

Person 1: "Dude, what time do we have to get up tomorrow?"
Person 2: "The freaking ass crack of dawn."

ass crack of dawn by K.Spence June 11, 2006