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Sloppy sock dock

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.
Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends
by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016
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Chicago White Sock

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021
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Muddy sock

Last night I was hitting it from the back and saw I had a muddy sock when I pulled out.
by Scooterbritches November 22, 2022
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Cotton socks

A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.
by Epicfail420 November 10, 2020
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the sock

A sock that Men and Boys use to clean themselves after Masturbating, Also can be used to ejaculate into.
Joe: Hey my mom found the sock last night

Bob: Damn that sucks
by MrZuckMan August 29, 2021
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