Dad

The male parent, specifically the one that leaves his child for a gallon of milk, only to disappear for multiple years until you somehow win the lottery.

Please come home, dad.

by YouPillock! January 14, 2021

keep dad about it

Or in Merry Old England, they might say, "keep pup about it"... same thing: it means to speak freely about something.

If your "mum" knows when not to talk about something, are we to conclude that guys are more likely to "keep dad about it" --- i.e., verbosely divulge secrets --- than ladies are???

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.

Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?

by trying_their_best May 18, 2022

Temu dad

Not the real dad. Inferior dad. Usually referring to a step dad or deadbeat dad. A dad that's not high quality

The temu dad thinks he can take the real dad's place. But the kids love their real father

by anonymous November 23, 2025

Dads

The Day After Drinking Shits

I woke up and the DADS were rancid

by Noimtherealdirtydan August 21, 2022

Dad

Dad:Honey i’ll be back i need to get some milk

Me:Can i come too

Dad:No

15years later

Me:That milk must be spoiled

My dad went to go get milk a couple days ago

by Borki-YT April 16, 2020

Dad

Something that will never come back with the milk.

Clint: Your Such A Dad!
Zack: *vanishes*

by bakenhaswordsinhispockets April 4, 2023