Virtual Boy

Nintendo's only system that failed. It had red monochrome graphics that looked like lasers. It sucked in and breathed out fart. After it failed, thousands of virtual boys were crushed and recycled into fully funtional dildos. Failed because the games suck ballsack skin and your eyes would die after an hour of gameplay.

Guy: Oh my god, dude, I just bought a rare Virtual Boy on eBay!

Freind: "How much was it?"

Guy: $500. It was a classic.

Freind shankes him in the liver.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

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vampire boy

a boy who, is very romantic and
that has a strong influence on the people around him
he gets emotionally attached very quickly,
but could be the best thing that could ever happen to you.

do u love me like a vampire boy?

by vampireboy October 7, 2007

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girly boy

A girly boy, girly boi, femboy, femboi or trap is an effeminate and affectionate younger male expressing motherly qualities. Typically girly boys will have accented hips, plumper lips and wear girls' clothes. Often times girly boys are gay, but this is not always the case. A girly boy who Is straight is typically far more popular with women. Girly boys represent a much cuter and more approachable form of the beta male.

Samantha: "Is Valerie gay, or transgender?"
Zack: "Oh, neither, he's just a girly boy!"

by oraph December 19, 2018

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emo boys

Boys (and girls) who, rather than finding their own individuality, choose to conform to particular patterns of dress, music and behaviour. Typical indicators: medium-long hair elaborately cut to fall over the face; tight, possibly torn jeans; and a vapid and self-involved personality that makes them insufferable to be around.

Person A: Hey, check out those emo boys!
Person B: Man they're cool. I read on Wikipedia that you can't have emotions unless you have EXACTLY that hair cut.
Person A: Word.

by zdan July 21, 2010

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