Purple Jesus 

An Alcoholic beverage containing Golden Grain Alcohol or Everclear 190 pf, Sprite and any type of Grade Soda

WARNING: This drink improves your ability to talk to members of the opposite gender exponentially. It will take you to heaven, but be prepared to wake up in hell.

"We had Purple Jesus at that Alpha Chi social last night, I slept with 2 sloots and made out with my best friend. The bartender said he's never seen such a blacked-out crowd by midnight"

"Purple Jesus took me to heaven last night, but it looks like I woke up next to Satan himself"

Purple Jesus by purpandred January 18, 2012

sloppy jesus 

insirting a crucifix into ones asshole and then forcing it out by taking a big old shit

after 10 minutes of caressing her brown eye with the lord, she realesed the sloppy jesus onto Norton's face

sloppy jesus by yeahbod December 11, 2006

Drop down and get your Jesus on 

A dance move that involves dropping down, but instead of spreading your legs, you put your hands in prayer position. Drop the slut act, and start praying. That's how we do.

" Drop down and get your Jesus on girl"
" I saw Becky Drop down and get her Jesus on. It was cool"

Drop down and get your Jesus on by M. Gizzle December 2, 2004

So Jesus 

A little-known person/object/trend you've discovered before it's caught on, but that you know will become popular and mainstream way after the fact.

(i.e. How Jesus only had a following of a few people, and then modern Christianity became trendy and caught on way later.)

"Did you see Seth Rogen on Freaks & Geeks?"
"He's so Jesus, his fame will explode in a few years."

So Jesus by Mariah Scary April 5, 2008

fake jesus-thumper

A sinner who lives a less than holy life, but uses bible quotes as if they belonged in a convent.

Why does Sarah post bible quotes by day, then whores around the neighborhood by night? That whore is a fake Jesus-thumper.

fake jesus-thumper by CutThroatBitch35 February 6, 2014

Dick Jesus 

Dick Jesus- Dick Game so good, females drop to their knees like Mary Magdeline at the cross.

My home girl got mad because her friend calls me “Dick Jesus.”

Dick Jesus by Louis Arceneaux May 8, 2020

Don't Try Me. Try Jesus

A phrase, believed to have originated from the urban innards of society, that is uttered as a reminder to the offender that they will get read for filth or experience total annihilation when they try you. A stark reminder that you're better off trying Jesus, "but don't try my patience!"

Offender: "damn. You's a straight bitch! How you gonna leave an empty ass box of frosted flakes in the cabinet"

Me: "no job having ass complaining about not having any cereal! Get your broke ass up and go get a job so you can buy your punk ass cereal! Don't try me. Try Jesus!"

Don't Try Me. Try Jesus by GG Allin August 29, 2021