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Pocket Panic

Pocket panic is the phenomenon of losing track of the whereabouts of some important item you carry on your person. Wallets, cash, identification, keys and cell phones are the items most likely to be misplaced and trigger an episode fo pocket panic.
After I got to my seat on the airplane, I had pocket panic because I couldn't find my keys, but my wife found them under my seat. They'd fallen out of my hip pocket.
by loobeydoobey February 8, 2010
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Pocket rocket pussyfoot

A really funny insult to use when your in a non-serious argument. This phrase originated from Lila and Jenny’s creative imagination.
by pussyslayr April 15, 2022
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pocket two's

A metaphor for one's mental state in which the hand that one was dealt resembles "pocket 2's," where it is sort of interesting, but not going to win unless given help.
I was given pocket two's for these last three years. But I won with such a lousy hand, so it's all good.
by Ereck Flowers March 1, 2018
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chinese pocket method

A method of masturbation of males where guys grab their dick through their pocket and then jerk off
A: how do I jerk off in class bro?
B: just go to the last bench and use the Chinese pocket method!
by Okok32 July 13, 2025
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Pocket Character

A character you use during a certain matchup that your main/secondary main characters struggle with.
“My Scorpian can’t beat there Kotal Kahn, Im gonna use my pocket character!”
by Arttbruh July 31, 2022
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Pocket pussy

I took my pocket pussy to the prom and introduced it as my mail order bride
by Tunod81 July 23, 2022
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Haubenreiser Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill all of a woman's orifices with their meat and violently ejaculate their hot loads in her.
Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying that Haubenreiser Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!
by Jaron Aacobs December 22, 2024
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