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desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack
David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn
by cracknut August 14, 2020
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Crack

I had to crack lil shawty from the back. She was staring at me when I was dancing at the party.
by Anthony__Stifler September 5, 2021
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Crack Daddy

Obviously bumi they be flakkaing it up
“idk im just a crack daddy in my heart and soulsomething bumi would say
by thunderpuxxy October 5, 2023
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The Cracked Realms

A Shit D&D Server full of toxicty and homosexuals with no life. Best place ever.
The Cracked Realms is shit
by Camy Cnt February 15, 2022
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Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.
Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.
by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025
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Crack head mom

A single mom that’s been single for so long she acts like both the mom and the dad.
My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me knowdinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.
by Shegruwell December 20, 2018
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crack-a-doodle dandy

Noun
An overly nationalistic U.S. citizen with a penchant for cocaine and other related stimulants.
Despite her generally liberal standing, Brianna's new crack-a-doodle dandy of a boyfriend more than made up for his political believes with his inside hook-ups.
by Pablo Sexobar November 24, 2017
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