eating towels

Sexual frustration in a steam room due to the hot guy sitting across from you.
He was so hot and the only thing I could do to stop myself from groping him in the steam room was eating towels from the locker room.
by NopeNah October 20, 2017
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Crack taco

The state of recovery after a long weekend of gay bars and unlocked doors, and pool
parties.
I am a total Crack taco after Palm Springs Pride.
by NopeNah November 07, 2019
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