Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Hard Timemug. When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.
by Debilni kmetavzar pod mostom May 10, 2023
Get the hard pubesmug. Where that nigga shrek resides
by Shannon2Clean July 5, 2025
Get the The Hardingmug. Cum in ice cube tray let it freeze and wait until she sleeps and place the cum cubes on her eyes and sing 'COME ON TO ME' by Paul McCartney.
Cum-gone-hard
by anonymous February 9, 2024
Get the CUM-GONE-HARDmug. It is when you want to have sex with a grandma but she fucking forgets how to do it. This will result in her thinking "sex" is hugging your dick.
Jared: I had to die hard with my fucking grandma
Fred: Mt grandma once squeezed my dick so hard that it exploded into little shitty flakes of cum
Fred: Mt grandma once squeezed my dick so hard that it exploded into little shitty flakes of cum
by coconut gun December 12, 2019
Get the Die Hardmug. 
Example of why-hard:
Questioning on every sentence other people say.
Person ,, Such a beautiful pot.''
Why-hard ,, Why is it beautiful?''
Person ,, Because of that original design.''
Why-hard ,, Why design and how it is original?''
Person ,, Because this design never have been made before, and I just love it''
Why-hard ,, Why it didn't been made before? Why do you love it?''
etc.
Questioning on every sentence other people say.
Person ,, Such a beautiful pot.''
Why-hard ,, Why is it beautiful?''
Person ,, Because of that original design.''
Why-hard ,, Why design and how it is original?''
Person ,, Because this design never have been made before, and I just love it''
Why-hard ,, Why it didn't been made before? Why do you love it?''
etc.
by CoffeeK_ May 27, 2016
Get the why-hardmug.