[Urinal Rule] 

When urinating in a public bathroom, and another dude comes up and takes the urinal to spots down, thus leaving the one in between empty.

Tom: "I was pissing in the library and this other guy comes in..."

Eric: "..Dude, please tell me "Urinal Rule'?.."

Tom: "Of course man, unwritten dude code!"

[Urinal Rule] by bluefalcon916 December 9, 2008

The Stalin Rule 

In hacky sack, the Stalin Rule is a tricky move where you bend over backwards as the hacky sack is going up, catch the hacky sack on your chest and hold it there for a few seconds (otherwise known as a stall), and let it roll down towards your foot. At that point you boot it at the person closest to you, annhililating them while you catch them off guard.

It takes skill to be able to execute the Stalin Rule.

The Stalin Rule by Sarcastic Sid December 2, 2004

White Black Handicap Rule 

The White Black Handicap Rule is the earliest form of tolerance education, and is usually found in primary schools, but can go as far as highschool. Usually represented in pictures, and more rarely text. Is a passive form of tolerance education in where a situation which would involve a decent number of people ex 3-7, where there is always a white, a black, and a handicapped person (usually in a wheelchair) in the picture, sometimes as cartoonish cardboard cutouts on hallway walls to pictures inside textbooks. Very subtle, and only really noticeable when in an early education center of some sort. It can seem a bit out of place especially in remote areas such as the Canadian north, just below the arctic circle, where one would rarely find a person of african decent.

This rule is also a generalisation, pictures can also include asian's hispanic's etc. This practise of included a large demographic of people could have been the indirect or direct result of civil rights movements and lawsuits.

Ex 1. I opened my highschool agenda to a random page and saw an advertisement about the upcoming provincial elections in Ontario. It showed 3 students conversing about the elections in the school cafeteria line. The furthest from the from the front was a black girl, in the middle was a white guy, and in the front was a person in a wheelchair. Thats the WBHR if I ever saw it.

Ex 2. The White Black Handicap Rule was probably the result of court action, and now schools need to include all ethnicities in its representations of people.

Ex 3.

John: So I went to my little borthers school yesterday to pick him up and boy it that place weird.

Mike:How?

John: There were cartoon pictures of people all over the place and they all had a white, a black, and a handicap, every last one

Mike:Oh, thats just the WBHR, guess they had a problem with racist 5 year olds they needed to fix haha.

White Black Handicap Rule by Jules5757 October 23, 2011

gender roles 

A set of social roles that have developed over a long period of time and have allowed mankind to prosper into a society that treats people equally. While equality isn't perfect gender roles have no rationally explainable play in it's obstruction.
Gender roles, simply said are nature's most practical answer to efficient sharing of the work load.

Nature doesn't care about feelings, it doesn't care about what you think is right or wrong.
It only cares for survival, evolution and prosperity.

However, since men love women they have allowed and helped them to abolish gender roles to a certain degree and certain countries. This has drastically increased the rate of suicide, depression and other mental impairments.

The vast majority of people, without gender roles, are not happy. Some selected individuals stand to benefit from it, that are happy with it.

The moment a goverment can not support this artifical gender-neutral environment anymore and people are on their own, gender roles will be back in full force and people will be happy about it.

Just because people have different responsibilities, different things they are better at than others doesn't mean that they are less important.

Because ten-thousand-something people didn't like gender roles they forcefully subjected Millions and Millions of people to their pseudo-scientic ideology.

gender roles by JustKeepingItRealMan March 7, 2019

Runescape 

An online game that, quite literally, could be cultivated and sold to crackheads because of it's massive addictiveness. Also, the graphics look like they were ripped directly from any game for Super Famicon or Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Populated entirely by people who think that by playing that they are socially superior to everyone else, while in reality, they are all just total n00bs. 5 out of 5 medical professionals agree that Runescape can cause extreme loss of sense of reality and immense n00bishness. Anyone who already hasn't had 3/4's of their brain devoured by this uber-lame "MMORPG" should go out and play Kingdom of Loathing...And, if by chance, you have started playing, I suggest you kill yourself and put yourself out of your misery.

Lamer1- I'm gonna go train of fire giants with my D Battle!

Lamer2- Lol Runescape r teh own!111oneoneone!

Sane, non neanderthalic person-...What the fuck are you talking about? Go spend your membership money on something more productive like crack.

Runescape by tehpwnerer June 26, 2006

runescape 

A cool game with monsters to kill, quests to complete and treasure to win. You can go into the wilderness and fight for other people's armour and stuff (PKing) and duel other players in duel arena or play a bit of castlewars.

You can get all your stats up like Zezima or kill lots of things.

I suggest playing this game because it's cheap and fun.

Hello runescape rocks it owns all other games I am lvl 90.

runescape by Anonymous Runescape Player August 17, 2005

Brennan's Rule of Rascism 

Within any form of communication, the use of racially demeaning language is appropriate and politically correct if and only if:

1. The perpetrator (insultee)has a premeditated desire to have the recipient(insulted)recieve the slur (LAW OF PRESENCE)

2. both the perpetrator and the recipient are on a relationship past the acquaintance level.(LAW OF ACQUAINTANCE)

Example 1:
Asian Joe: stop waiting for the change you stupid kike.

Jewish Josh: eh.
(Internal thought process: I am not offended by this since I am both present, and more than just acquainted with Joe)

Example 2: (Joe and Brennan outside the presence of Josh)
Asian Joe: Josh is such a fucking kike. he sat and waited for a penny for 5 minutes.

Irish Brennan: Your rascist.

Example 3: (Joe in a Barmitzvah)

Josh: Joe, I want you to meet my friend Steve.

Asian Joe: Awesome! now I get to add another kike and Josh can stop being such a token.

Steve: (Internal Thought Process: You rascist son of a bitch)

Brennan's Rule of Rascism by Asian Joe January 23, 2005