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Big Pants

A man whose balls are so small, that is impossible to fill his own underwear. Will most likely be married 20 years plus and the wife tells him what to do all the time he has no attitude to reply or the will to. Big pants may find satisfaction in things by hiding them and if someone finds out, they will put an ugly face but say no words. Big pants are however, intelligent and intuitive. The are aware of their lack of character and the struggles of real life for them outside their comfortable living arrangements.
Uncle Jonathan, aka BIG PANTS, has been playing with his model trains again, while his wife went out with her friends. He will cook something when she gets back and pretend was watching tv all time and compliment his wife.
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Pant-dripping

(Adjective)

Extremely attractive or so hot that it's overwhelming.
Yo bro, you see that girl over there?

Oh damn, she's well pant-dripping
by thatoneginger49 January 16, 2024
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Jacket Pants

The equivalent of a track suit, wind suit, or warmups by someone who thinks they know what they’re talking about.
You know what I’m referring to! The jacket pants that were in fashion during the 80’s! No, I have no clue what you are referencing.
by JacketPants January 7, 2020
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Sexy pants

Pants that make your ass cheeks look fly
Guy: Ouugh thicky Nicky those sexy pants are making you thiqqq
by Funnygirlincanada April 1, 2019
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pantelis

a weirdo little shite who is really short but can be funny. he can be really immature but can be a good person sometimes. he knows he shouldn't be doing a lot of stuff he does, but he does it anyway to look cool. usually he acts like a wannabe redneck and is stupid.
"damn janet was really acting like a little wannabe redneck superstar today. what a pantelis"
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Grandad's Pants

1. The skanky last draws on a spliff, called so because they're soggy and nobody wants them.

2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks
"that was a nice fatty boom batty, grandad's pants anyone?"
by dobbinatrix January 28, 2009
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Manda Fancy Pants

Manda is supreme fancy, and noone/thing can be fancier. that is all.
Manda Fancy Pants: There are none. you can not reach this level of fanciness even if you tried.
by mrbistro November 16, 2010
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