Living like jesus 

living in a godlike fashion or living like talia.
Living in a perfect life style,

O snaps, talia is living like jesus again

Living like jesus by zziiggggyy December 10, 2008

Teased to Jesus 

A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.

Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.

Teased to Jesus by CrazyJay September 17, 2010

Word to Jesus 

Something ONLY you and your beliefs can resolve. Usually in reference to ambiguous or philosophical questions with no real answer.

Tom: Hey, What is the meaning of life?

Jerry: Word to Jesus.

Word to Jesus by The Gotti December 21, 2010

sweet baby jesus on a lawnmower 

An exclamation when everything has gone to shit. I.e., your crazy coworker who was just fired has returned to the office with a handgun.

"Sweet baby Jesus on a lawnmower, it's Ahmed and the crazy mofo has a gun!"

sweet baby jesus on a lawnmower by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015

Look like Jesus 

Lil B, the one true Basedgod. Also. Hackhack.

"Damn, brah, I don't even know who look like Jesus more today. Hackhack in his fresh Vipes and DAT WATCH or Lil B with all his hoes and his fresh grillz."

Look like Jesus by MuchTimp July 12, 2015

Purple Jesus 

A drink made by squeezing concentrated grape juice down the neck of a fifth or a quart of cheap vodka. Shake, serve, and drink: preferably on a levee river bank. This drink has been known in the San Joaquin Valley of Northern California for over fifty years and is rumored to be from the hobo camps: a tramp cocktail not for amateurs.

My first alcoholic drink was a paper cup filled to the brim with Purple Jesus.

Purple Jesus by St. Charles September 5, 2009

Oh My Jesus Fuck 

Expression used when extremely shocked or suprised by something very unexpected

"That bikini bandit is about to shoot all the g-mart exectutives!"
"OH MY JESUS FUCK!!"

Oh My Jesus Fuck by Jackstepher January 9, 2008