Butt hurt

When someone gets offended over the smallest things like the fucking snowflake they are.

Mike got butt hurt when Joshua stole his bitch

by Gay jew lolol February 5, 2021

The Hurst Rudder

The HurstThe Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.

The Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.

by Not hurst February 5, 2021

Miami Hurricane

The act of receiving oral sex while taking a hit

Oh man last night Tonya gave me a Miami hurricane it was fire.

by Crazy blonde freak November 8, 2021

life hurts

A phrase people use when they can't take life anymore. Your life is messed up and you're struggling to fix it. You've given up and are just done.

Person 1: "Hey are you alright?"
Person 2: "Nope. I've tried and tried getting things right again, but I just can't."
Person 1: "Oh. I'm sorry :("
Person 2: "Life hurts and I'm just done."

by -'im crying inside'- November 14, 2021

Nut hurt

When you get bit by a bug on your nuts

Yo the mosquitos are so bad I got nut hurt!

by Aus_square October 1, 2021

Colombian hurricane

When one partner unbeknownst or not to the other puts cocaine inside their anal cavity and then flatulates while receiving anilingus causing a cyclone of cocaine to spray the other party's face.

She definitely seems like the type of girl that would bring you home and surprise you with a Colombian Hurricane

by Stan from Afghanistan October 11, 2021

Sha’Hura

Sha’Hura is an intelligent girl that would rather be alone. Gets into some mischief but each time learns from her mistakes. Very beautiful, but doesn’t flaunt it. Her temper is very short, no matter who you are she won’t allow you to disrespect her. In the end it’s all love with her, anybody is lucky to be around her.

Person 1: Hey, have you met that girl right there?
Person 2: That’s Sha’Hura she’d rather not be around people, but if you approach her the right way she’s really sweet.

by Kandy Johnson November 24, 2021