Hairy Chewbaca 

When you go down on a girl and discover she doesnt have a landing strip...but a HAIRY CHEWBACA

A Hairy Mess in the vaginal area of a woman...DAMN BITCH, you got some hairy chewbaca down there, and I aint goin near that till you trim up!!!

Hairy Chewbaca by smartnet February 23, 2009

hairy toast 

A sexual act when a man inserts his testicles into a woman's vagina, at which time the woman tightens her vaginal muscles. The man pulls his body away, applying enough pressure for his sac to pop out like toast from a toaster.

Teabag is to mouth, as hairy toast is to vagina.

hairy toast by UCLGay January 8, 2008

hairy dartboard 

A slang word for the bumhole.

did you put your finger in her hairy dartboard?

hairy dartboard by Gerth May 3, 2007

Hairy chicken nugget 

Hairy chicken nuggets are very hairy, probably fell on the flour a couple of times.

Oh no, your hairy chicken nugget fell on the floor! Now eat it!

Hairy chicken nugget by Puffshroom December 29, 2021

hairy kebab 

Hirsute female Genetalia.

Penelope wasn't at all worried about going through customs; all the drugs were safely hidden in her hairy kebab.

hairy kebab by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006

hairy savage

A fearless human, with ape and savage like characteristics. Has no self control, and is wild. Jumps around, and is different than a normal human.

Andrew calm down you hairy savage!
man, that hairy savage needs to take it easy

hairy savage by Taylor Trecartin January 27, 2008

HairyBeef 

n. cow meat which has at some stage in its production been exposed to hair.

Maw Parker: I got you steaks for dinner kids.
Kid #1: Cool.
Kid #2: There's hair on my beef!
(Other kids all snigger at the connotations)

HairyBeef by Terry Deary June 2, 2005