hairy norman

When a girl goes for the deepthroat, you push her head into your crotch, so far that pubic hair enters her nose.

This chick was giving me a blowjob last night and I gave her a Hairy Norman. There was so much hair up her nose she couldn't breathe.

hairy norman by Johnny Dickshot November 8, 2006

hairy chick 

1. A girl who doesn't shave, wax or otherwise depilate her legs, armpits and/or pubic region. Possible reasons include laziness, sensitive skin, a belief that it's more natural, or a partner who likes it that way.

2. A girl with an unusually large amount of body hair. Some guys think this is a turnoff. Others however, believing it is caused by an abundance of sex hormones, think that hairy chicks are better in bed.

1. Man, I was at the nudist beach and I saw some hippie with full armpit hair and a wild bush. Hairy chicks are such a turnoff!

2. I would so shag Linh if she was a bit older. See her arms? She's still underage, and she's already a hairy chick.

hairy chick by vastheman January 28, 2010

JEFF HARDY 

my definition of jeff hardy would be that his a a talent and he should not have left or have been fired.
but i think of jeff hardy as compleatly and uterly insane but in a good way

when he jumped of the 20 foot ladder that was intence

JEFF HARDY by samantha February 4, 2004

my hairy balls 

they are my balls, and they are hairy

i have really hairy balls, and they are mine, those hairy balls are mine, i love my hairey balls, oh god what a gift to have such hairy balls when so many paople don't have hairy balls

my hairy balls by wallis and futuna islands February 21, 2005

hairy potter 

Long scraggly pubic hair surrounding a man's anus.

You're in the shower at the gym and a guy bends over to wash his ankles, just when you turn towards him.. and you get an unwanted view of his "hairy potter". Usually associated with individuals that have large amounts of back hair, and low personal hygiene.

hairy potter by Fredster August 4, 2007

Hairy Pussy Disorder 

A disorder of people who think that pussies should be shaven, these people are idiots whose only experience of sex is lame pornography, made by people who think that women can only appeal to men if they look like a cross between a blow up doll and a transvestite. Rappers for example cannot cope with what a mature woman should actually look like naked.

Sir Angus Carlyle: By gad what is that silly juvenile in the hat doing?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Why he is vomiting profusely.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Why so?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Methinks he has been offered sex from a real woman and this silly fuckwit saw a bush and has Hairy Pussy Disorder.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Stupid Cunt

Hairy Pussy Disorder by Mrs Apollo Moon Lander April 29, 2011

party hardy 

To go out partying and celebrate until you pass out, wake up naked, find that you are wearing someone else's underpants, and discover that someone has used your body as a canvas for their artistic lipstick drawings.

"I just cashed my tax refund check and we're gonna party hardy!"

party hardy by Max Starr December 31, 2009