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A disorder of people who think that pussies should be shaven, these people are idiots whose only experience of sex is lame pornography, made by people who think that women can only appeal to men if they look like a cross between a blow up doll and a transvestite. Rappers for example cannot cope with what a mature woman should actually look like naked.
Sir Angus Carlyle: By gad what is that silly juvenile in the hat doing?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Why he is vomiting profusely.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Why so?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Methinks he has been offered sex from a real woman and this silly fuckwit saw a bush and has Hairy Pussy Disorder.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Stupid Cunt
by Mrs Apollo Moon Lander April 11, 2011
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Hairy Pussy Disorder is a horrid disease which is sweeping the world. Its’ origins are countries such as Italy, Latin America, and the Middle East. (Although Latin America and the Middle East are not actual countries, they are all the same to me.) Hairy Pussy Disorder causes the carrier of this disease to have a vagina with more pubic hair than the jungles from that movie Avatar, or Vietnam for people who have never watched the movie. Hairy Pussy Disorder is becoming a very efficient method of cockblocking, because if a guy was trying to fuck a girl and his dick got stuck in that hairy pussy, it may never be heard from again. It is a quickly growing disease, and the only way to cure it is to SHAVE THAT FUCKING HAIRY PUSSY!
Guy 1: Dude picture Osama Bin Laden's beard on some girls pussy.
Guy 2: Nah man, that shit should be illegal.

Guy 1: Yo, I wanna bang that chick.
Guy 2: Nah man, she ain't worth it.
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: Because she's got HPD!
Guy 1: What the hell's that?
Guy 2: Hairy Pussy Disorder!
by the guy 1012 January 19, 2010
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