by Doot Master 3000 March 25, 2023
by Hay girl 82 December 26, 2023
Valley Swim Club - Nestled at the bottom of Pikes Peak, just a stone throw away from Rock Ledge Ranch. This is the only private swim club on earth where drunk volley ball playing is expected almost every night while moving at a speed any faster than a walk is grounds for getting kicked out. The only thing worse than getting sunburned here due to long sun exposure in the hot June afternoons is having to walk barefoot across the rock covered parking lot that would usually be found in prison courtyards. Glass is not allowed at all but if you feel like bringing your kid who can’t follow a single established rule, then by all means, feel free! The lifeguards job of watching the other kids in the pool isn’t simply enough and they would proudly accept the duty of babysitting your misbehaving child for the 7 hours you leave them. The industrial sized grills provided to you will be the perfect way to feed your family on summer nights and when finished, please leave the gas on. Multiple signs will instruct otherwise, please disregard these. The VSC staff is always ready to welcome you on the raining, fourty degree afternoons, for you to swim, prompting them to sit in the rain and watch as you take your daily 43819728937 laps around the pool. It’s never a dull day at the swim club and the members invite you to bring your family as guests for a reasonable $5/person. Yes, this includes those who have never been in any body of water deeper that your home bathtub.
by VSC1111 April 03, 2018
Previously found under "Cindy Club." Characterized by a group of hot, smart, crazy girls, common ratio of blondes to brunettes 3:1. Standard behavior includes, but not limited to: hot breath therapy, slow rape, scissoring, unauthorized cannon balls, aversion to compromise, exaggerated meat consumption, general filth resulting from trust chair and noogy-ing, rotational babysitting, too high of knee, spontaneous karate, forcing others against their will to pee on pee, and a broad range of too-sexual.
Marsha woke up with sticky, with a sock in her mouth and a bruise on her ass. "Dammit, Sindy Club!" said Marsha. But secretly, Marsha wanted more.
by cocoandfriends October 25, 2014
Any beverage purchased at an establishment with the intent to be used as a weapon immediately or at any point during or after the beveragells consumption..
Did you see that video with that boy getting knocked out with a tea can? Yeah he got hit with the billy-club soda
by Double thunder pants March 03, 2023
by specimen ;) April 28, 2022
A small sub-compact pistol, easily concealable in any clothing.
Although not usually carried when going out clubbing, club banger describes the sort of pistol you could carry to a club, just in case something happens.
Although not usually carried when going out clubbing, club banger describes the sort of pistol you could carry to a club, just in case something happens.
You want a smaller gun? You're gonna want this one. It's a nice club banger this. You won't go wrong with it; shoots straight every time.
He went out wearing a pair of golden shoes and a club banger in his belt.
He went out wearing a pair of golden shoes and a club banger in his belt.
by mCLEAR August 23, 2021