feed the cat

An excuse used in mixed company when you want to leave and have a bowel movement in your own toilet.

Sorry guys I would love to stay and talk but I have to go home and feed the cat.

by Tlai May 15, 2006

Kicking The Cat

When A Man upsets his wife/girlfrriend he does not get sex for a week or so. Expression coming from -

A little boy comes home from school and is walking in the front yard, he kicks a pig then walks some more, kicks a cow, and goes inside. His mother saw all this.

Mom- I saw What you did. For kicking the pig no bacon for a week, and for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.

Dad walks in the house and kicks the cat.

Boy- Should i tell him or should you?

Jeff- How are you and stephanie?

Mike- Not good, i broke her mothers antique vase.

Jeff- DAMN, you sure are kicking the cat !

by kikokiko95 July 22, 2009

cat-framed

of someone that is small, skinny. that looks built on a cat frame

"yo, bob, your girl is soooo cat-framed. i would be afraid of breaking her in two"

by lathug March 27, 2006

cat in a box

Quite simply, a cat that has been placed (or forced) into a box!

Hahaha, I put my cat in a box!

Shut up you idiot!

by Valoch.D.M October 20, 2004

Stray Cat

Another phrase for "hoe". An animal ghetto female that is positive for any sexually transmitted diseases that passes along STD's to innocent people in the hood. Commonly used in Detroit,MI.

Zues: Man I heard you finna smash dat brawd?!

Darius: Nahh , man thats a "Stray Cat"

by @AstroJETFly (Stamped by...DC) December 13, 2010

Cat Bomb

a fart occuring in close proximity to one's face.

Whiskers cat bombed me as I was scratching her butt.

by Dundlee April 11, 2010

Stroking the Cat

Receiving the "sex talk" in a less than conventional way from a figure of trust. This involves the stroking of the recipient's "cat" to illustrate the points raised within the talk.

Laura's father never was able to look her in the eye after stroking the cat.

by Courtly Manor April 26, 2010