National No Water Day

National No Water Day is on September 15th, every year. A day when no one can drink water at all.

Billy: Bro I’m thirsty asf

Shaquan: Didn’t you hear it was National No Water Day?

Billy: My bad, I forgot about that, thanks bro

Shaquan: No doubt

by cozmonauts September 15, 2020

jesus feet water

Jesus feet water is milk mixed with water so that it looks like water that they would of probably washed feet in. if you were to of had coco pops and it made the milk brown and then you mix it with water it would be dirty Jesus feet water as he would of used it to wash his feet.

"go tip out that jesus feet water!"

"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment

"you dont look like jesus water" - insult

by TimotheeandDan February 12, 2021

Literally Dog Water

A thing six graders will say after they beat someone else at anything.

"Your literally dog water Jason, your shit at this game.

by anonymous April 29, 2021

night-water cum

night-water cum is the cum that one or more of a guy's roommies jacks off into.

Some of my roomies are leaving me night-water cum -- I wake up to get a drink and my cup is full of their cumshots!

by USAF Cadet August 4, 2021

Chinese Water-closet

When you piss in someone's mouth, and staple their lips shut.

Hi-Ya, you no pay for won-ton, Chinese water-closet fo' you!

by Mackdaddy_V April 25, 2006

white-water rafting

When a girl gets a money shot (jizz) from 3 or more guys on each cheek and in her mouth.

Katrina likes to go white-water rafting on the weekends with the Bee-Gees.

by Joe W. October 11, 2004

White Water Wristing

Jacking off, polishing the pewter, wrestling the one eyed snake, training the purple headed warrior, cleaning the pipes, masterbating,

Damn, is that guy white water wristing in the hottub?

by Allison January 21, 2004