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jew water 

Yoo lets get lit and drink some jew water
jew water by Young yamin March 31, 2017

diamond water

An expensive brand of water that has a pH of 9.5. Some water sources around the world have that pH of 9.5 and they bring health benefits to people who drink it, including diasease prevention and more energy, so it is being marketed as giving those effects.
“Did you see that Hypebeast in the park drinking Diamond Water?”

“Yeah, what a flexer! I wish I was as rich as him! Can you believe it costs $3 for 1 liter!?”
diamond water by Lil Trump May 18, 2018

Mineral Water. 

Mineral water is the best person ever he is super hot and is slick he will eat u before u could realise.he is the best person ever and is not gay(13.5 inch)
Mineral water.is amazing.
Mineral water:no u ((((((;

funny water 

A term minors use for alcohol, it is called funny water because of the funny taste and behaviors you engage in while drinking.
Boy 1: Yo I got some funny water for the party tonight
Boy 2: great, this party is gonna be awesome.

Fish Water 

Water that fish’s fuck in. Fish water, don’t drink it fishes shit in it.
Don’t touch that fish water
Fish Water by Ramin99 September 22, 2018

Avoid water 

When someone says "avoid water" it is because they suspect you to be Spaghetti
Person 1: No I'm not gay
Person 2: Well you should avoid water
Avoid water by imspaghetti December 15, 2018