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toesday
toesday, the third day of the week. comes after moanday.
toesday is the day the soapman unlocks our shoe prisons and lets our delicious toes breath free from their acidy prison.
toejam also inexplicably tastes the best on this day.
toesday is the day the soapman unlocks our shoe prisons and lets our delicious toes breath free from their acidy prison.
toejam also inexplicably tastes the best on this day.
toesday by fuck me with a green lunchbox October 8, 2019
Toenado
A crusted, cracked, dried out, fungal mess of a foot that gets everyone around them in a twist similar to a tornado.
"Sis blew in like a Toenado in her slides, got the whole room shook. We were definitely not in Kansas anymore."
"I felt like a Toenado chaser watching those piggys prance by the pool."
"Her big toe hit two clicks on the kitchen tile just like that Raptor in Jurassic Park, that's when I knew we had to issue a Toenado warning."
"I felt like a Toenado chaser watching those piggys prance by the pool."
"Her big toe hit two clicks on the kitchen tile just like that Raptor in Jurassic Park, that's when I knew we had to issue a Toenado warning."
Toenado by The Kookoo 5 October 18, 2019
Toeage
The length and thickness of a toe.
When you want to describe how big of a toe the toe is but you can’t find the right word to describe it.
When you want to describe how big of a toe the toe is but you can’t find the right word to describe it.
Toeage by toesforeveyone October 23, 2019
toebursian
the most stupid of all beings, a toebursian is not just stupid, but a clegnut and also a pleb, dont be a toebursian, be a bigboisian, or even better, a stonker. now thats where all the real money is ;)
toebursian by The all might STONKER November 11, 2019
toeverbite
toeverbite by toetallyfeets October 6, 2020