dick tits

your balls,the shit that sags below the cock are the tits

dick tits- the balls that hang below the penis "the cock"...

by eazy e man August 24, 2008

Tit Tube

This is a tube usualy made of glass, 10 inches long and 4 inches in circumfrence. There are also designer tit tubes made by designers know as, Purple Death, Breast Sock 56, and Cuffle Pull. Women stuff their breasts into these tubes to give their breasts a more stylish look, and resembles a sock.

I gave my breasts a fantastic look, they look just like my grandfathers tube socks!

by Egon Strangler December 13, 2003

tit fuck

the act of cutting open a female's breast and sticking your penis inside of it performing acts as if it were intercourse

After we came home from dinner, my girlfriend let me tit fuck her.

by horace p. mctittys April 8, 2010

Thunder tits'

Boys with really hugh tits and nipples

man u have some big thunder tits'.

by thuderrrrr April 6, 2011

green tits

when your girl friend paints her tits for saint pattys day, and the are green.

i cumed on this girls green tits

by killmasler March 16, 2009

Tough Tits

another (and a bit crude and nasty) way of "too bad", "tough beans", "tough shit", "tough turd", "tough tudballs" or anything of similar sediment.

The jury speaker: The jury finds the defendant GUILTY of all charges - treason, rape, sexual harassment, sexual assault, perversion, prostitution running, money laundering, tax evasion, corruption, abuse of office, covering up, obstruction of justice, stealing, election fraud, collaborating with foreign governments, nepotism, neglect, dereliction of duties, and incest!

Speaker of the Impeachment Committee: You are hereby removed from your position as President of the United States of America. I now sentence you to life imprisonment with NO chance ever of parole!

Donald Trump: I am a god! I can do anything I want to! I can grab women by the pussy and I can give them titty-twisters if I want and I can fuck them even if they don't consent. I can legally rape them! I can marry my daughter Ivanka too! I love to walk up behind her and squeeze her tits! Ooh it feels so good! You can't take these pleasures away from me! You can't remove me from office! I AM A GOD!!!

Speaker of the Impeachment Committee: Tough tits, you traitor muthafuckah!!!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 23, 2018

fat tits

Something of the finest quality. can be also used to describe an action or style that could be cool.

"yo! this hamburger is fat tits!"

"that kick in the nuts was fat tits dude!"

by skulls mcrkacken March 5, 2008