Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 16, 2011
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Punch a gay day

On every december 12th it is okey to punch gay people.
It is punch a gay day. Example if you punch a gay (someone who you think are gay) on december 12th every year they can not do anything about it.
by Daily events December 12, 2024
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Punched

your punched
by AaronOnTopFr September 23, 2024
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punched

When you're describing a situation that is kinda a big deal or important.

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When you have done alot of drugs and are really high or are really drunk.

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Man did you see lance last night? He was punched he smoked so much crack!!
by Dotts March 04, 2022
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Punched

When you smoke a fuck ton of weed and you’re beyond high.
BRO I JUST RIPPED THE FASTEST BOWL AND I FUCKING PUNCHED RN
by Jaetel the G February 19, 2019
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Punched

Ugly or very clapped meaning You are ugly
Adam is punched meaning Adam is very ugly
by BigSigma January 06, 2025
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Punched

I see an ugly female -

“damn she’s punched
by Str82bag July 09, 2022
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