Porn goggles

When someone's perspective of someone else is altered by predicting or imagining what they look like in a sexual context.

"That barmaid looks wise is a 3, but my porn goggles are saying she's a 9"

by Porngoggles August 24, 2015

porn trance

When a guy stares off into space like he's left his body but he's actually visualizing a scene from a recent porn that he has watched. It usually lasts around 9 seconds.

I was taking photos of a couple when the guy was clearly in a porn trance and took a moment to focus on his girlfriend and the photos.

by Wordgobbler March 30, 2023

Porn boarding

When two people of opposite sex fit on one long board or skate board and have gruesome sex while being recorded.

I was watching porn last night and came across this hardcore porn boarding.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

Brexit Porn

Articles, videos and any other media that shows the disastrous consequences that Brexit is contributing to the UK - usually regarding events that were easily predictable as a result of Brexit.

Did you see that £70 million worth of food was left to rot in UK as they didn't have enough pickers from Eastern Europe to come and harvest the crops?

I better look that up and bookmark it under my Brexit Porn folder.

by cuntiessmaximus August 15, 2022

Porn…

Something Kylie and her friends recreate

Kylie and her friends love porn…!

by YoungBoy_Nico September 19, 2021

Blendr Porn

sci Fi and fantasy short films created with high production value and technically savvy people, who have zero storytelling abilities

Watching those Dust sci Fi shorts on YouTube is exhausting, most of it is just a bunch of people making Blendr Porn!

by lughat December 25, 2024

Pooping porn

When you just want to eat shit

Guy: dude wanna eat my shit
Other guy: sure
LATER

Guy: that was jummy
Other guy: Hej kids pooping porn is when you shit

by Dhifvbjufvv September 27, 2023