Fort John

Another name for a restroom.

I'm gonna go "gaurd" Fort John.

by KoDeCKS April 2, 2009

George John

A proud recipient of an Alabama Hot Pocket

With the scent of crap in the air and the smile the George John's face let me know that I did a great job.

by Yay! ! ! March 28, 2009

John-boat

Slang word for "penis" popular in Ukraine with Americans.

Look at Marcus! Just walking down the street with his John-boat hangin' out.

by Southern Belle 09 April 2, 2009

John Goodspeed

The act of tolerance when working with absolute idiots. Usually when there is a holier-than-thou individual involved.

Melanie really John Goodspeeded Ivan today.

by Fat Ivan February 23, 2014

John McClaned

Using a long thick ice sickle to vaginally toy your favorite lady on those cold kinky winter nights

The wife was feeling kinky last night so is broke an ice sickle off the roof and John McClaned her. Untill she melted it completely away.

by Pipeline soldier September 14, 2014

john stringfellow

A chubby Mexican/ Chinese/ Indian person who sucks at every sport (careful though, he will deny this fact every time it is brought up upon him). He is know horrible argumentative stratigies. He will never shut up and is always seeking to out do anyone at anything and everything.

John Stringfellow is so annoying. Why can't he leave us alone?

by Pedro Ramirez January 1, 2014

John Kohles

The second shortest dude in the universe, second to Joseph Crossley.

John Kohles could beat anybody at limbo, except for Joseph Crossley.

by Ketatlas April 17, 2015