Mortgage Beer

A nickname for cheap beer, like Natural Light, or Keystone. Cheap beer one resorts to buying when they have a mortgage.

Not anymore, now I drink mortgage beer.

Mortgage beer?

Natty Light.

Ah, gotcha

by Luke5119 October 10, 2015

Blumpkin Beer

The mixture of pumpkin ale and chocolate porter or stout beers into one pint.

Hipsters don’t drink Black and Tan, they drink Blumpkin Beer!

by Big D Nick October 14, 2022

Nicholas Beers

The most drunk motherfucker of them all. His vocabulary consists of verbal slander like rarted. He scares all the women away in his school and will most likely be lonely forever.He also have many friends. He also like to boost drops and jumps on his bike and does crazy shit on his bike. He also likes to pack a fat lip.

Ohh fuck i pulled a Nicholas Beers

by Nickolouser October 5, 2018

Beer Beggar

Someone who thinks that just because you brought beer to a social outing that is an opportunity to come over and drink beer for free. Usually not from your geographic area. They will usually introduce themselves and then immediately ask for a complimentary beverage. After this they quickly excuse themselves and rejoin their own friends. They repeat this process over and over again approaching a different friend of yours each time, until your beer supply is exhausted.

Hey man what's up? My name Jc and I'm from South Congress, got a beer I can have? I'm not a beer beggar, I will get you back as soon as I get a car and some money!

by meanbird August 24, 2011

German beer

Tastes like shit. Get czech beer instead

Dude 1:Wanna try german beer?
Dude 2: ew. No fucking way

by Czech lady October 18, 2020

12 Beer Baker

To get outrageously intoxicated before making a decision with potentially drastic consequences.

"Broooo... What did you do to your hair?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."

"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"

by Jm@c1989 August 11, 2021

Beer zimmer

The act of providing a supporting frame to an inebriated person who would otherwise struggle to make it home. Usually involves walking arm-in-arm with someone taking two steps forward and one step back.

'Did you have a good night out last night?'
'Yeah, except I ended up as the beer zimmer for that girl in accounts.'

by FriendIndeed January 31, 2012