Literally Dog Water

A thing six graders will say after they beat someone else at anything.

"Your literally dog water Jason, your shit at this game.

by anonymous April 29, 2021

Ukrainian water balloon

An uncircumcised man sews his foreskin shut and nuts continuously until the foreskin is full and expands like a water balloon until it pops and the cum splatters everywhere.

Girl:want to try the Ukrainian water balloon

Boy: no I’m circumcised

by Followyysconsaundcloud February 6, 2020

National No Water Day

National No Water Day is on September 15th, every year. A day when no one can drink water at all.

Billy: Bro I’m thirsty asf

Shaquan: Didn’t you hear it was National No Water Day?

Billy: My bad, I forgot about that, thanks bro

Shaquan: No doubt

by cozmonauts September 15, 2020

night-water cum

night-water cum is the cum that one or more of a guy's roommies jacks off into.

Some of my roomies are leaving me night-water cum -- I wake up to get a drink and my cup is full of their cumshots!

by USAF Cadet August 4, 2021

Chinese Water-closet

When you piss in someone's mouth, and staple their lips shut.

Hi-Ya, you no pay for won-ton, Chinese water-closet fo' you!

by Mackdaddy_V April 25, 2006

white-water rafting

When a girl gets a money shot (jizz) from 3 or more guys on each cheek and in her mouth.

Katrina likes to go white-water rafting on the weekends with the Bee-Gees.

by Joe W. October 11, 2004

White Water Wristing

Jacking off, polishing the pewter, wrestling the one eyed snake, training the purple headed warrior, cleaning the pipes, masterbating,

Damn, is that guy white water wristing in the hottub?

by Allison January 21, 2004