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Banged in the face with a shitbag

An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.
“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”

“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”

“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”
by Lil hed February 24, 2025
mugGet the Banged in the face with a shitbagmug.

Bang ganging

A synonym for gang banging thats used to tell others that your in the game whom might try to incriminate you.
Officer were bang ganging ain't no gang activities here!
by Hamza_hussain53west April 28, 2020
mugGet the Bang gangingmug.

Big-Bang Blowhole

A blustering, over-confident person, whose insistence that the INTERPRETIVE assumptions made since speculation about inferred-assumable doppler-shift like indications of the age of the universe, is as well proven, as other science, in-substantia of EXCLUSIARY standards, i.e. this... cannot be ANYthing else,.. of which science demands before one can claim to know something absolutely,.. whose blow-ING ... or pushing,.. bible-bashing,.. etc ... makes them 'A' blowhole ... for either the specific theory,.. or irresponsible conduct / sloppy science in general,

Whome is also, YET to have stopped, future-tense verb... blowING.

It can be combined with source indirect references, also - see example
Prof ambiguousPratt over in astrophysics, is such a massive Big-Bang Blowhole,.. i heard her going on about how that new grant is certain not to be a waste for the uni,.. but get this,.. she avoided 4 times! while i was evesdropping on her making her telephone call, whether or not we would be getting much from it ... in other words, yes, but technically, if it leads to other improvements in other things,.. not necessarily the results being aimed for,.. for the experiment in question. Who's not heard of that one before? Oh yeah maybe we'll get something valuable as a by-product somewhere down the line,.. i'm sure ... so nevermind whether or not ... MY ... experiment ... is going to be worth it for what's being aimed for just-within it. What a Big-Bang Blowhole, gosh i'm sick of her, every time there's reasonable scrutiny into efficiency, she doesn't shut up for weeks, phone constantly going around the corner, GOES OFF, for weeks on end, yeah i know, i know...
by Vurrath February 22, 2025
mugGet the Big-Bang Blowholemug.

chat shit get banged

Chat shit me and i’ll knock u out.
by UnknownUser2000 January 15, 2023
mugGet the chat shit get bangedmug.

sackie bang tan

a word often used as a fart/ trump
girl 1: whats that smell?
girl 2 : ikr it smells like a sackie bang tan
by harvey logan June 9, 2016
mugGet the sackie bang tanmug.

bang man

Anjelica: Hey Noah, there's this guy named Miles that I really like. Do you think you could help me out and be my bang man?

Noah: I guess so, ass hat.
by BoahGee December 11, 2022
mugGet the bang manmug.

Bang a gong

Literally punching about, going crazy, doing crazy things, hitting on a girl
by bali July 13, 2021
mugGet the Bang a gongmug.

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