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A place where you can't use the fucking bathroom and have to hold your piss to the point where your bladder explodes open. A place where hell usually breaks out. The place where homework holds you back from everything you've ever wanted to do, but do it anyways so your parents don't kill you.
Mom: How was school today?

Me: It was shit
Mom: What?
Me: It was good
Mom: I see you have 20 missing assignments
Me: Fuck
School by balls v421 April 16, 2023
school is shit :)
school deserves to die
school by noelleisbetterthanyou April 18, 2023
Person 1: Hey! I just went to school for eight hours!

Person 2: that's insane! How'd you survive? 😭
school by Acewoahzz April 25, 2023
A place where you're never good enough; where fun and mental health are seen as unnecessary; a place that makes things difficult, and then tells you to get through without actually helping.
School makes me want to hurt or even kill myself.
school by et-ATK April 27, 2023
The everyday torturous jail for 9 months of 13 years of your life.
Today school is opening up. I wish dead instead.
School by ThunderStorm75210 April 29, 2023
A school is where you get locked up for seven hours by multiple staff members and have to remember many skills you will never use in daily life as a form of torture. School is for criminals that are too dangerous for even the best maximum prisons, sometimes schools have an event called school shootings, where staff herd up all the prisoners up and keep them inside the building with the shooter instead of going outside.
"School is a great form of education for anybody, of any age"- Satan
School by The Homeless One May 8, 2023