Hot potato

Warm 110 F° Potato

I eat hot potato and I melt my insides

by Dapoggster October 5, 2023

Potato

The Best foreseeable president and will definitely assert order in this corrupt nation

The Potato will end corrupt governments and establish order

by Fragrance MAN April 12, 2023

A potato

Flew around before you came.

ITS LITERALLY A POTATO ON A FAN SWINGING IN CIRCLES DUMBASS

by NACHOS69 December 7, 2021

Keyboard Couch potato

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.

Stop being a keyboard couch potato you ignorant cunt

by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024

Potato

The most random word in ever.

Person 1: Say something completely random
Person 2: Potato!

by Senko-San Simp December 9, 2020

Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth

Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"

by LittleSinep November 23, 2021

Red or Brown Potato

Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant

Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring

Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?

by hmmmmdjdiskd April 16, 2021