Tender Beer

A Tender Beer is when your dick is very soft and you are pissing your mind out from beer.

Accidently pissed myself from drinking last night. Ripped a Tender Beer.

by funnymanbro February 10, 2024

beer skivvy

the consumption of enough beer to enhance the drinkers ability to withstand low temperatures at outdoor gatherings regardless of the appropriateness of the clothing being worn at the time.

You attend a lunch time BBQ wearing your shorts and a singlet in the heat of the day, you then drink until early hours of the morning the following day still wearing only the shorts and singlet (plus possibly with a newly formed hat made from an empty carton of beer) and your are feeling so very comfortable and warm wearing your beer skivvy even though it is now 15 degrees colder.

by jtifal April 27, 2014

Beer interest

When you owe beers (or money), you add a beer per week after due.

- Man I owed you a beer last week already, with the beer interest that's 2 beers for tonight!
- Yeah!

by inormi April 21, 2018

Beer Up

(verb) : To, just before or upon entering a venue or party, place several (three or more) cans of beer into ones cargo pockets, hoodie pockets, jacket flaps, socks, shoes, or any other almost-concealed location on ones purpose, for the purpose of then drinking or distributing the several beers without having to return to a beering-up station.

Dodgers @ Oracle tonight? It's time to pre-game and Beer Up!

We look so out of place in this ritzy hotel elevator right now, all beered up and such. You've got four Mich's in your hunting jacket alone right now and two of them are open.

by Skeeterskoob707 August 16, 2022

beer lackey

When someone fetches you a nice cold brewski.

Aye bro get me a natty light.
Alright man I got you.
Ha, beer lackey.

by Gifmonsta12 April 7, 2015

1 million beers

1 million beers is a term evolved from a tiktok trend where people would use the "handsome" filter on snapchat to make funny videos regarding alcoholism

no, bring me 1 million beers instead

by based bathrobe July 9, 2024

Beer coaster maths

It is associated with basic/rough figures traditionally done on the back of a beer coaster at a pub while drinking.

An example might be mates working out the cost of a fishing trip, so "Fuel will be about $100, bait about $50, accom about $200 and good about $200". So rough/approximate figures.

According to my beer coaster maths, it would be about $500. But if you want a more accurate number I'd obviously have to look it up, speak to the suppliers etc.

by Damian W November 17, 2016