a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.
by pissyasshole1 August 8, 2023
Get the Jakemug. Jake Rogers is a boy who doesn’t necessarily go to the gym.He probably has a buzz cut.But this one girl will always find him attractive.Demi-Lee Mcallister.she will love him to bits!
by hello demi July 7, 2022
Get the Jake rogersmug. The group of 5 year olds that follow jake paul and slowly become cancer until they stop watching him
Guy 1: Hey dude did you hear all of my kids are jake paulers.
Guy 2: *clocks gun* cancer extermination time.
Guy 2: *clocks gun* cancer extermination time.
by ParadoxD November 15, 2019
Get the Jake Paulersmug. by Eggrollgummybear November 28, 2021
Get the Jakemug. This guy will do some very camp sh!t on paper but when you're with him you just KNOW he's the sh!t.
Also tends to have a fat a$$ and struggles to keep the monster in his pants.
Despite all this a Jake C is usually pretty modest and shy.
Also tends to have a fat a$$ and struggles to keep the monster in his pants.
Despite all this a Jake C is usually pretty modest and shy.
by Crystal-R June 13, 2020
Get the Jake Cmug. a guy that makes women horny. He walks down the halls people seem to lock their eyes on his perfect swimmers body. his flowy blonde hair, honestly has an chiseled six pack want to fuck him for life
by bsbbejemdnkak December 3, 2021
Get the Jakemug. playing with people's hearts and pimping everyone u see and forgetting the words loyalty and soulmate.
"I have so many hoes, all these girls think I want them but I really dont LOL" I said, "this Jake Phase is not it"
by definition mf June 9, 2021
Get the Jake Phasemug.