FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.

A fairly known meme from "The Orville", in which two Moclans start smoking cigarettes and order a machine to create 500 cigarettes, in which they slowly, overtime, get incredibly addicted to cigarettes.

Klyden: "The tingles! Do you feel them?"

Bortus: "I do."

Klyden: "We must have more!"

(Bortus presses a button)

Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."

by manwithsomelies July 28, 2025

five-ever

a span of time so long that calling it forever isn’t enough

Dude I ordered food at least 30 minutes ago it’s taking five-ever to come out

by BassMan24 July 30, 2025

fivestarisco

a RESER with no rank A or golden boot
usually to describe a fat somali with a big ass forehead who cant fit through his door

literally.

You're mossing everything with that big ass forehead of urs

r u abdigaru? fivestarisco

by abdigaru August 1, 2025

Five minutes

A period of time that is longer than minimum 20 minutes.

2.40 am
G: Baby you have to sleep

A: five minutes…

G: ok fine

3.25 am
A: baby I never imagined a human could be so stupid but then I worked with Scott. You know he used a pie chart for a set of data with negative numbers?

by The universe_actually August 13, 2025

five-minute

A short period of time.

"I'll be there in five minutes."
"Easy five-minute recipes"

by goog0logch September 13, 2025

Fired

I don't work for you and you are not going to be able to keep me from making your pay for my ideas. Report the theft of my IP and volunteer all the information you have.

Hym "No. I'm not fired. I don't work for you. A mentally retarded billionaire paid you to let him steal from me and you went along with it because you were perfectly will to let some random person's kid get murdered to keep me from early retirement. And murdered those random peoples kids have gotten. I'm not bringing you evidence. I'm not doing anything or asking anyone. You volunteer everything to me or I will take everything from someone else. I just don't have to play this game with you. So I won't. I haven't been. And I am not going to. Hopefully more of these YouTubers get murdered so we can speed things up. I wager that if have of the YouTube freaks involved get murdered and it becomes clear that the rest of them are also going to get murdered, they'll start to talk. I mean, they are actively trying to commit a child sacrifice! And it seems to be the case that murder is the only way to stop them."

by Hym Iam September 17, 2025

Five Points

Five Points is neighborhood in Detroit, Mi on the Westside of the city, while the neighborhood may have. a suburb feeling the area is home to a local Crips street gang known as the Hyena Crips or “83GC”, featured in The Detroit News for their tag wars against the Black P. Stones and Rollin’ 60s.

“Five Points is a quiet but dangerous neighborhood ran by the Crips street gang”—Lady Dlow

by Westside Detroiter September 19, 2025