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When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck

Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!

by Hillfolkinurmomma December 15, 2021

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Egg-thirty

Instead of 8:30 it's egg thirty and time to eat eggs

It's egg-thirty, do you want eggs?

by Grandarthma July 17, 2025

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Eskil Egg

He is a egg and hes head is the biggest head in the world. And he likes people whos called caitlyn. And he is a idiot and his breath is a imposter.

Eskil Egg is very ugly and he likes theo beijer

by anonymous December 10, 2020

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Egg nog

The reason Christmas is enjoyed (other than presents). The original recipe was Norfolk origin from the strong ale called nog.

egg nog is life

by LongJohnJohn October 16, 2020

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Egg-Hider

Egg Hider--- Someone who's testicles don't sit where or as they should,
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.

"Dude, I tried to Rochambeau that guy for the rights to buy that sweet honey
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."

by James L. Johnson, Jr. January 2, 2008

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Corned Egg Sandwich

When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.

I'm not hungry for A "wet burrito" I'm already full from Tiffany's "Corned Egg Sandwiches"

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025

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