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dick contest 

A friendly competition in which several males compare phalluses. The judge is typically a female with experience evaluating the male anatomy.
T-Good won the 7th floor dick contest; his dick is truly the greatest in the land.
dick contest by bigdickbandit February 22, 2008

Dick Chug 

an act in which active members of the Delta Kappa Tau fraternity consume their beverages by which liquid is poured upon and thus flows along the cock stem of one brother, trickling off into the mouth of another brother.
"Hold my cupcakes while I dick chug your soy latte."

angry dick 

Similar to rough sex, but usually the guy is giving the girl the angry dick, because he's still mad about something she did or he has some agression he needs to get out. Use caution with the angry dick, it tends to make females fall in love.
"Man, Ray had to take the day off cause he gave that nympho the angry dick, and the doctor said he bruised her uterus"
angry dick by L-Treezy June 11, 2006

dick strangler 

Someone who likes to jerk off a lot.
dick strangler by hump me September 4, 2003

Dick Shredder 

A girl with a messed up set of teath that will rip you up will giving head.
"Damn, did you see that bitch's DICK SHREDDER?"

Dick Brothers 

A commond bond in both subjects having fucked the same vagina.
Goddamnit Bobby, are we really dick brothers now? Man I better get checked!
Dick Brothers by RoosterTail January 26, 2009