Dad

A man that once had a son. A dishonorable man that may or may not be gone faster than you can say “we’re out of milk”

My Dad went to get the milk, I guess the line must be very long.
Step-Daddy stop, please.

by Pappy tism February 10, 2025

Flag

Get the Dad mug.

dad or daddy

When you see a younger woman with a much older man and you ask yourself, is that her dad or her daddy?

Dad: Her biological father
Daddy: Her sugar Daddy

Is that Taylor’s Dad or Daddy?

by Anita Deeznutz February 22, 2025

Flag

Get the dad or daddy mug.

Hym "Fuck you and your kids Sad Dad. And the Jews. What would you say to me, Sad Dad? You have nobody to blame but yourself. I told you those kids were going to get shot. You mocked and ignored me because 'I oNlY cArE aBoUt MySeLf.' Which is just your pathetic breeder way of extorting people into accepting your own and your fuck-trophy's inflated existential value without having to let me fuck your wife."

Sad Dad "W-"

Hym "NOPE! Whatever you were going to say is not a reaction to what I'm saying. It's the status quo. You're like otters. Holding your baby up in front of a predator. 'But I'm just a wittle joo breeder 🥺' and you're oscillating between THAT and psychotic rage. Because you're not NOT A PSYCHOPATH. You're just retarded and delusional psychopaths. I WAS and AM still correct. And, at the very least, my left ball is bigger than yours. My spine might be crooked but at least it doesn't render me a 5'2 balding Jew."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025

Flag

Get the Sad Dad mug.

hangry dad

1. When a Dad has not eaten in quite some time and not even a Dad joke can make him smile.
2. A person expressing intense, food related opinions.

Did you see that Hangry Dad get kicked out of the hockey game? He definitely skipped breakfast.

Don’t tell that Hangry Dad that a hot dog is a sandwich.

by thehangrydad November 23, 2021

Flag