by indickwetrust June 29, 2022
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 24, 2025
My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central
My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 06, 2019
Similar to yo son is a crackhead
These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children
These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children
Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not
Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you
Sam: I am not
Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you
by 459395 August 31, 2023
first gamer on the crew to die. seems to always be dyin too quick. seems to always be sayin follow me. can’t lead. won’t follow. why is this mf on the team
by BumStatusYo December 16, 2018
A quote from a wholesome, heart warming anime. A song with a powerful meaning that expresses friendship, kindness and care. The song is sung by a group of high school boys who group together and find the meaning of their friendship.
by Local anime simp UwU June 15, 2022