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Douche Bag

Reporter: It was announced worldwide today that Kanye West will now be a synonym for the word Douche Bag because no other word describes him quite so exquisitely. He was a Douche to begin with but the Bag part was added when he made a complete twat out of himself by being a dick to Taylor Swift. Fuck you Kanye you total Douche Bag!

*Screams insanely in to camera*
by Monster_erection January 5, 2010
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Milk Bagging

The act of being hit in the face with a breast.

i.e. the female equivalent of tea bagging
Dude 1: Hey man, who gave you that shiner?
Dude 2: Dude, my girlfriend got a little intense with the milk bagging last night. You can see my face-print on her tit now! It's like the breast of turin or something.
by damoroso December 20, 2010
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lucky bag

A pouch made of 100% Authentic Kangaroo Scrotom. Deemed "lucky bag" by the australians-becasue it brings luck to whoever owns one. You can buy these online at such places as online auction sites.
Idealy for use as a small change purse, seamless and extreamly durable
by Roger Nelson June 30, 2005
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under the bag

Sorry I was acting lethargic at the diner. I was half under the bag from ealier that day.
by helldon October 10, 2005
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scheem bag

A very scheemy-ish person. Someone who is cheap, is a dirt bag, and scandelous. Also known as:

a scoundrell

a slime bag

a scandelous wench

a certain someone named Brandy

a trophy wife
Scheem Bag: Hey, Chanaynay... I'm likin' those shoes... Could I borrow dem?...

Chanaynay: No, Scheem Bag! You'll just steal them, you scandal!

Scheem Bag: Okay, Chanaynay... I'm likin' that shirt...

Chanaynay: Where's my watch, you theif?!?!
by spaghettieater February 5, 2010
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choo bag

insult meant to describe someone that is so ugly they must have a bag over their head to make them pleasing enough to let them perform oral sex
Mr A: Dude, you are such a choo bag!

Mr. B: Hey man, at least I got some.
by lcheshire September 12, 2006
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school bag

A sexual term girls use to reference to their ass or vagina
by Jimothy6789 December 27, 2015
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