steamy hot old lady buns

The kind of buns everyone's grandmother makes. in other words, the best buns. (can also be used to describe a thicc old lady at bingo)

MMMMMMMM- i can't wait for nana's steamy old lady buns. (use number two) damn Earl, did you see Gerturde? she had some nice steamy hot old lady buns.

by An anonymous Phantom January 14, 2021

old man-O-phobe

Young wannabe executives that dislike thier older co-workers, usually upper management. This dislike usually cloud ones vision and could end up in career suicide. Old man-O-phobia is usually deep rooted and stems from walking in on your grandparents having relations.

Suga wants to be a VP of the acme.corp, but he is an old man-O-phobe.

by Matt Profit June 13, 2006

there was an old lady who swallowed a fly

one of the darkest children's stories ever that ends every verse with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse.
Guy 2: Wtf!

by hitman_penguin May 07, 2013

Good old fashioned American fun

To have sex. Ususally is restricted to missionary position.

Christina, tonight you and me are going to have some good old fashioned American fun.

by EstrellaCaida July 03, 2009

Old New Hampshire Logging Trail

Simple: butt sex in the woods during the day. Only butt sex, nothing else.

I brought Amanda down the Old New Hampshire Logging Trail and she had trouble walking back.

by S.E.McD February 18, 2009

Eight year old boy style

Pulling your pants down to your ankles and resting both hands on your hips while urinating.

Even though I was in a big hurry to piss, I still did it eight year old boy style.

by Bird Dogg February 22, 2008

the old right-handed circumcision ploy

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.

Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.

by ivor_crotchpayne February 05, 2010