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Apple

"Apple Inc." is this infuriating company that thinks they're the kings and queens of the tech world.

They flaunt their precious iPhones, iPads, and Mac computers like they're the only ones worth having. They make you believe that if you don't own their products, you're missing out on life. Well, guess what? They're just a bunch of money-hungry tech giants! Their prices are through the roof, and they keep releasing new versions faster than you can say "apple pie." It's like they're playing mind games, making you feel inadequate if you don't have the latest gadget. Ugh!

So, don't let their fancy packaging and shiny logos fool you, there are other options out there that won't drain your wallet and your sanity!
So, I was checking out the latest Apple Inc. product in the store. You know, the one with the eye-watering price tag? Yeah, that one. I couldn't help but chuckle to myself, thinking, "Ah, Apple, always finding new ways to make our wallets cry and our bank accounts scream." It's like they have a secret plan to drain our savings while making us believe we're getting the best of the best.

Clever, but not fooling me, Apple. Not fooling me at all.
by 4uffin July 4, 2023
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Apple Woow

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Apple

A vegetable that is red
I ate the apple
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Apple Washing

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation.
April fell and sprained her apple washing hand, drastically changing her boyfriends hopes for the night.
by psyche2511 July 30, 2023
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Apple

It is a type of fruit which has many different variations including the granny apple, pink lady and many more
Mother, may I have a apple please?
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Apple

A disgusting fruit that no one should consume. Especially wannabe lizard people
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AppleChromeFileEditViewHistoryBookmarksProfilesTabWindowHelp

When an Apple Macbook user is so numbingly bored they type all the words at the top of their screen.
"Holy crap! Jack was so bored he typed AppleChromeFileEditViewHistoryBookmarksProfilesTabWindowHelp! I feel sorry for him."

"Look. Patricia typed AppleChromeFileEditViewHistoryBookmarksProfilesTabWindowHelp. That means she's so unimaginably incredibly bored. Kill her. Put her out of her misery."

"Ben had to type AppleChromeFileEditViewHistoryBookmarksProfilesTabWindowHelp because he was so bored. Imagine that. It's a fate worse than death..."
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