I saw Jesus 

As in, 'I had a blast', i had an epiphany, i went into extase.

The reaction you have when something triggers your system into releasing a lot of dopamine into your brain.

background unknown.

Frankie Knuckles was deejaying and I saw Jesus.

I saw Jesus by mr. v April 26, 2004

jewish jesus taco 

When a male and a female has sex, and the male's penis is cut off by the female and the male summons a fire dragon to kill the female.
Sometimes, it can also mean:
When each end of a bottle is put into a vagina/ass of a female/male and the bottle breaks. If it is 'ass' and 'male' it is commonly known as Jewish Jesus Sausage.

"Me and Bobby did the 'Jewish Jesus Taco'."

jewish jesus taco by [UNKNOWN] December 7, 2013

beat the lord jesus 

Rural Irish colloquialism expressing astonishment, disbelief, or even admiration for any random fact.
Variants include "Beat the Holy man" when in polite company, and "Beat the fuck" when amongst friends.

"Johnny down the road turned his tractor over on the road the other night after drinking 14 pints in the local"
"Beat the Lord Jesus!"

"I went to Africa on holiday, and it was 45C every day there"
"Beat the fuck."

beat the lord jesus by niamh o'toole March 28, 2008

tears of jesus

a tasty drink

jamal: "nigguh i love koolaid. that shit is tears of jesus

tears of jesus by iamjaredcool November 28, 2009

slapped by Jesus 

An expreesion, which describes a state of a person or a thing, who got beaten so hard, that is out of order or temporary paralyzed/dysfunctioning.

- "Damn it, my computer has ceased to work suddenly".
- "It was probaby slapped by Jesus".

slapped by Jesus by phlegmat March 25, 2005

Digital Jesus 

A nickname for the artist "Jon Bellion" given to him by himself.

Did you listen to "Conversations with my Wife"? He just dropped it like that. Jon is such a digital jesus.

Digital Jesus by andieestreet October 20, 2018

to jesus (someone) 

(v) to uninvitedly approach someone and initiate a conversation in public places to talk about how great Jesus is. Often these conversations are begun--or at some point include--statements such as, "If you died today, do you know that you would go to heaven?"

Bill to co-worker: "Have you met the new guy down in the sales department yet?"

Co-worker: "Yeah, yesterday he invited me to lunch and jesused me the whole time."

Bill: "What a fucktard."

to jesus (someone) by Rick8296 August 31, 2005