(v) to uninvitedly approach someone and initiate a conversation in public places to talk about how great Jesus is. Often these conversations are begun--or at some point include--statements such as, "If you died today, do you know that you would go to heaven?"
Bill to co-worker: "Have you met the new guy down in the sales department yet?"
Co-worker: "Yeah, yesterday he invited me to lunch and jesused me the whole time."
Bill: "What a fucktard."
Co-worker: "Yeah, yesterday he invited me to lunch and jesused me the whole time."
Bill: "What a fucktard."
by Rick8296 August 06, 2005
Mating call of the common Southern Rube (Reddis Neckikus), commonly heard coming from Chevy Z71's as they cut you off, spit a Skoal-laden loogie out the window, and toss out another crushed Bud Light can onto the highway.
by Rick8296 August 01, 2005