Jack Johnson

New-Age folk singer who writes charming songs that often make you feel good. Jack Johnson's great to listen to no matter what mood you're in.

Go listen to "Brushfire Fairytales" and his newest "In Between Dreams." You'll feel alot better.

by Kyle March 5, 2005

jack sparrow

SEXXIEST man ever the GREATEST hes SEXXY,HOT,FUNNY, & everything else GREAT

theres 1 thing you forgot mate i'm Captian Jack Sparrow!!!

by depplvr22 August 27, 2003

Jackson Five

A term used to describe a hundred dollars; because the twenty has a picture of Andrew Jackson on the front, five of them would equal a hundred dollars. Thus, The Jackson Five. Similar to calling a hundred dollar bill a Benjamin.

Bouncer: I'm sorry, I can't let you in.
Man: But I have some friends who can vouch for me. The Jackson Five, perhaps you've heard of them? (Hands the man 5 twenties)

by Lord Addius May 18, 2007

new jack

former ecw wrestler

new jack hit mick foley with a barbed wire fence

by knuck September 10, 2003

jack it up

Briefly and rapidly masturbating a quasi-erect penis (or "semi") after foreplay leading to partner sex. In this usage the goal is not to masturbate to orgasm, but merely to get the penis stiff enough to penetrate vagina or anus under the assumption that the erection will stay sufficient throughout intercourse aka fucking, presumably leading to a successful climax (orgasm).

"I had to jack it up a little before I could go in, but I was afraid she'd think it was kind of gay, or that I didn't love her."

"Naw, man, you do what you gotta do. Go ahead and get it up a little more. If Dorothy has a problem with that, then why doesn't she use HER hand?"

by al-in-chgo February 20, 2010

hi-jack

1. To take over by force
2. To replace someone's home page to some crappy search engine that they would never have used and still won't even if they can't get it off their computer.

Home Search Assistant totally fucking hi-jacked me! But I still h4x0red its ass.

by TryANewTaco January 18, 2005

don't jack with me!

1) do not mess with me at this football game
2)don't play around

"don't jack with me!"

by Mary N November 30, 2002