lazy ass

A person who is extremely lazy, to the point where he will not eat even if he is starving. He'd rather stay on the couch, watch tv and stay on AIM.

vincent: im such a lazy ass
: like
: i'll be starving
: but too lazy to go out to get something to eat
: so i end up not eating a meal

by sam la awesome June 2, 2006

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ass to mouth

Ass to Mouth's arcane 2nd definition:
when one is contacted by one means and replies by another.

Some believe it's a little rude, but sometimes there's little alternative.

You text me.
I call you and say, "Sorry to go ass to mouth, but I'm in the car and I don't want to die."

by theduckandthegrapes October 8, 2010

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ass dwarf

a mythical creature from Canada that live in people's ass and when the person which houses the dwarf is in sexual intercourse,the dwarf sticks his head out and yells SHAZAM!!!!

That guy over there has ass dwarfs.

by Lucas the 3rd April 21, 2007

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My Ass

When someone says something and you believe that it’s a lie/ you know it’s a lie.

Person 1: me and name are in a relationship
Person 2: relationship my ass!

by IAmALiteralHumanDictionary July 11, 2019

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petter ass

Someone who is sexually attracted to minors; a pedophile.

When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a petter ass.

by not mike ditka October 28, 2004

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The rhythmic body language of the ebonically inclined. Jive-assing often consists of walking like a chicken or dancing about aimlessly. Jive-ass can also be used to describe any mannerisms or behavior indicative of ebonics culture.

1.) In the '80s, it was fashionable to hold a boom-box on one's shoulder and jive-ass down the street.

2.) Take your jive-ass bullshit somewhere else. None of my change is "spare".

3.) In his own jive-ass way, he explained his belief in the "Grand Pimp Jesus".

by Doug Mesner July 8, 2004

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