Ahh, the sweet smell of goat shit and ROTC sweat. Welcome to South! Don't forget your
dip!
Start your morning off with our principal thats constantly fucked up on crack as well as the leader of the bald patrol. Next thing you wanna do is go to the juul lounge aka the B building bathroom, get a good ole nic buzz and if you're lucky a little
weed high maneeee. If you're hungry, stop by the nasty cafeteria for some shitty cold
food that tastes like absolute nothingness (except the fries, they smack). Step into the court yard and take a whiff of some pussy sweat from the thots and tears from the emos! Our school is cursed, every year someone dies, and our teen pregnancy rate is at an all time
high! Don't forget to use condoms kids! Remember not to use the
water fountains, or else you'll get mono! There's a ton of
cool cliques for you yungins to join, there's the yeeyee group who all support Donald
Trump and are in the FFA, the "popular" thots who think they're
thicc, the ghetto white girls who hang with the
black group, the good ole emo island behind the student center who might shoot the school up if you're not watching, and of course, the normal kids. Don't forget ladies and gentlemen, they shut down all the juul lounges during lunch so make sure to get your buzz before then!
